10 Christmas Jokes For Kids (with printable)



It’s always good to have a giggle and kids especially love to share a funny joke with their friends.

Here are 10 Christmas funnies for your kids to enjoy:

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water

Q: What Christmas Carol is a favourite among parents?
A: Silent Night!

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeers has bad manners?
A: RUDE-olph

Q: What falls at the North Pole but never hurts itself?
A: Snow

Q: What do Elves learn at school?
A: The elf-a-bet

Q: What do you get if you eat a Christmas decoration?
A: Tinsel-itis!

Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa-Pause

Q: What music do Elves listen to when they are getting ready for Christmas?
A: Wrap Music!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!

We’ve made a printable too if you would like to print them out – just click here.


You could use these as:

  • Gifts for classmates : just print them out, roll them up as a scroll and hand them out on the last day; or


  • Lunchbox surprises : print them out and include one in your kiddo’s lunchbox for the last week of term.





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